TAMMY JO CARTER
BOOKING 95-12-0007PONDER CO. · SAT 12-02-1995FICTION
IMAGING95-12-0007
- NAME
- TAMMY JO CARTER
- AKA
- —
- BOOKED
- 12-02-1995
- CHARGE
- GRAND THEFT CART; VANDALISM; RELEASE OF LIVESTOCK
- PLACE
- TOWN GAZEBO
- OFFICER
- DEPUTY HARGROVE
- PRIORS
- NONE
- TAGS
- BINGO HALL, LIVESTOCK-ADJACENT, NACHO CART, VANDALISM
Ponder County Sheriff's Dept. — Incident Report Records inquiry · Terminal 03 · Booking 95-12-0007
- Subject
- TAMMY JO CARTER
- AKA
- —
- Charge
- Grand theft cart; vandalism; release of livestock
- Location
- Town Gazebo
- Officer
- Deputy Hargrove
- Date
- 12-02-1995
Narrative
Tammy Jo Carter sat in the holding room, her sweater pristine despite the chaos she’d caused.
“So,” began Deputy Hargrove, holding back a grin. “You stole Billy Ray’s nacho cart and drove it into the gazebo?”
Tammy Jo nodded, unbothered. “It was blocking the bingo hall. The ladies were restless.”
“And the spray paint?”
“‘No nachos on bingo night’ felt appropriate.”
“And why’d you release Earl’s pet pig into the bakery?”
Tammy Jo shrugged. “Earl bet me twenty bucks I wouldn’t.”
Sheriff Ponder pinched his nose. “Tammy Jo, do you have any idea how much damage you’ve done tonight?”
“Not as much as Double Adam or Earl,” she said sweetly.
Ponder sighed. “You bonded out yet?”
“Already done,” she replied, smug. “Same as every Friday.”
Tammy Jo was a local legend—her crimes were always petty, but her timing impeccable.
See also
- 95-12-0001 Ricky Lankford — livestock-adjacent
- 95-12-0004 Earl Griggs — livestock-adjacent
- 95-12-0005 Billy Ray Thornton — nacho cart
- 95-12-0006 Adam McCoy — nacho cart
End of report
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