FLOYD DANNER
BOOKING 95-12-0002PONDER CO. · SAT 12-02-1995FICTION
IMAGING95-12-0002
- NAME
- FLOYD DANNER
- AKA
- —
- BOOKED
- 12-02-1995
- CHARGE
- AGGRESSIVE LOITERING; UNAUTHORIZED SANDWICH DISTRIBUTION
- PLACE
- COUNTY DMV
- OFFICER
- DEPUTY HARGROVE
- PRIORS
- NONE
- TAGS
- DMV, FOOD SERVICE, LOITERING
Ponder County Sheriff's Dept. — Incident Report Records inquiry · Terminal 03 · Booking 95-12-0002
- Subject
- FLOYD DANNER
- AKA
- —
- Charge
- Aggressive loitering; unauthorized sandwich distribution
- Location
- County DMV
- Officer
- Deputy Hargrove
- Date
- 12-02-1995
Narrative
Floyd Danner got picked up at precisely 5:47 p.m., halfway through his fourth Schlitz and mid-lecture on “the sacred geometry of horseshoe pits.”
According to the report, Floyd was arrested for “aggressive loitering and unauthorized sandwich distribution” after setting up a card table in front of the DMV and trying to sell baloney sandwiches wrapped in used napkins.
He told the deputy, “I’m providing a service, son. You ever sat through a title transfer sober?”
When they took his mugshot, Floyd leaned in and asked, “Is this going in the Newsletter? ’Cause I want my good side.”
He doesn’t have a good side.
End of report
Next booking: 95-12-0003 Norma June Wiley