NORMA JUNE WILEY “MISS TWIRL 1973”
BOOKING 95-12-0003PONDER CO. · SAT 12-02-1995FICTION
IMAGING95-12-0003
- NAME
- NORMA JUNE WILEY
- AKA
- "MISS TWIRL 1973"
- BOOKED
- 12-02-1995
- CHARGE
- CRIMINAL TRESPASS; RESISTING
- PLACE
- HIGH SCHOOL GYMNASIUM
- OFFICER
- SHERIFF PONDER
- PRIORS
- NONE
- TAGS
- HIGH SCHOOL, PEP BAND, TRESPASS
Ponder County Sheriff's Dept. — Incident Report Records inquiry · Terminal 03 · Booking 95-12-0003
- Subject
- NORMA JUNE WILEY
- AKA
- “Miss Twirl 1973”
- Charge
- Criminal trespass; resisting
- Location
- High School Gymnasium
- Officer
- Sheriff Ponder
- Date
- 12-02-1995
Narrative
Norma June Wiley never actually opened her eyes the entire time she was in custody.
She was found in the high school gym, passed out in the trophy case, clutching a glittery baton and whispering, “Miss Twirl 1973 never dies.”
When asked how she got in, she said she had “unfinished business” with the pep band. No one could confirm what that meant, but a flute was missing, and the janitor’s bucket was full of peppermint Schnapps.
Deputies said she briefly fought them off using only her elbow and an empty lipstick tube.
She finally bonded out when her ex-husband’s cousin recognized her and muttered, “Ah hell, not again.”
End of report
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